What can melt your heart?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Me- (laughs)

Me- hey what you're doing here?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Do married men like sucking dick?

Talks with kids.

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

What can melt your heart?

Me- (keep laughing)

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I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Everyone - okay didi.

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Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

Shruti Verma

Scene- oath ceremony

He- (blank face)

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”